Clam Boner 

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

Clam Boner by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

clam boner 

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

clam boner by The Great Applebottom December 25, 2008

clam boner 

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

clam boner by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

claboner 

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009

Clambone

Humming a tune while giving a female oral.

She freaked out when I clamboned 'revelry'

Clambone by osbornexink June 19, 2013