City Ape

A fat middle aged man living in a big city with a poor internet connection
Example 1:
I would come play Fortnite with you but my internet connection is horrible. Yes, I am a City Ape.

Example 2:
Tom: Hey Hank! Download this cool video game!
Hank: OK, it is going to take 8 hours though.
Tom: What? How?
Hank: My download speed is 500 kbps even though i'm living in the city. My ISP sucks and i'm going to sue them.
Tom: That makes you a City Ape!
by UnknownMerma April 01, 2019
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Ape City

I'm gonna take you to ape city!
by wakkadoodooo February 05, 2017
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