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cigarettes after sex 

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
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Cigarettes after sex 

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.

Cigarettes After Sex 

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.

cigarettes after sex fan

usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?

Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.

cigarettesaftersex 

a good ass band bro go listen to them if u like calming-ish music
Boy: lets listen to some Cigarettesaftersex and slow dance

girl: yes. just yes.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026