Cigar Cutter Share definition Flag An anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out. The phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so I pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter. Cigar Cutter by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Cigar Cutter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch