Cigar Cutter 

An anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out.

The phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so I pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter.

Cigar Cutter by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005

Cigar Cutter 

(v.) To place a cigar cutter in a female's sex organ followed by intercourse. When she orgasms you weiner gets sliced off.

Oh man, last night was so good, i have the best Cigar Cutter

Cigar Cutter by Eric S March 20, 2005

Cigar-Cutter

The anus, or asshole. Especially that of a cat.

Damn, he's twitching his cigar-cutter. I hope he found his litter box!

Cigar-Cutter by amoceuazul May 30, 2008

Cigar-Cutter

The anus, or asshole. Especially that of a cat.

Damn, he's twitching his cigar-cutter. I hope he found his litter box!

Cigar-Cutter by amoceuazul May 22, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019