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Chuzzwozzer 

To be drunk "to be chuzzwozzered"

An ugly little primitive Australian animal

Adj: for a physically repulsive Australian female

An overly hairy minge
I was totally chuzzwozzered last night, pulled a right old chuzzwozzer and she had a really hairy chuzzwozzer - I'm still pulling hair from my teeth now.
Chuzzwozzer by Dan Cholerton September 30, 2004
Related Words

Chazzwozzer 

Australian for Bull Frog
"Bullfrog! That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwozzers."
Chazzwozzer by iamelliot August 10, 2006

chozwozzer 

An Australian native. One born or naturalised, an Australian.
Chozwozzer's Abbie and Gaz From the outback of astralia

Chazwozzers 

Australian term for "speedo" style men's swimwear (as opposed to trunks).
Aw man, my chazwozzers are really riding up my crack
Chazwozzers by theicychameleon July 21, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026