Chutney Hutch Share definition Flag The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark. 'He knew he was onto something when Grahame asked if he took it up the Chutney Hutch' Anon Chutney Hutch by GusGorman March 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Chutney Hutch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch