Chutney Ferret

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

by shreddiesandcream November 09, 2009

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One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

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One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003

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I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 07, 2017

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A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

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chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 09, 2013

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a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

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