chutney ferret 

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

chutney ferret by bumchutney February 9, 2013

chutney ferret 

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

chutney ferret by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

Chutney Ferret 

A term used to describe a homosexual.

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

Chutney Ferret by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009

chutney ferret 

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

chutney ferret by Spyke March 20, 2003

Chutney Ferret 

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

Chutney Ferret by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

Chutney Ferret 

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

Chutney Ferret by Raz Man July 29, 2003

chutney ferret 

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

chutney ferret by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003