Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.

She is poor as a church mouse.

by XineZ May 29, 2018

Church mouse

A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it

by goody October 6, 2015

Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

by Skorpious July 10, 2020

church mouse

A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.

Go back to church you church mouse!

by lorietta August 30, 2006

Church Mouse

a mouse that is in church

Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church

by Ray Cicm August 28, 2019

Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 23, 2023

Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af

by buttsAU April 10, 2018