Church bell

A talkative woman

Example: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. Some total church bell on the street wouldn't stop lecturing me about Scientology. Do you know what a thetan is?"

by Vabe Tellurion December 18, 2022

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

by pentozali October 18, 2006

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.

"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."

by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.

i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.

by angellllliiiccaaa December 29, 2007

Church bell

When you're fucking a bitch and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Dude I had the church bells ringing all night

by Big dugg January 10, 2016

Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.

“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

breaking the church bell

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.

Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell

by The real big F May 1, 2019