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Chundertwat 

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Chundersaurus Rex

A Chundersaurus Rex is a person who, after thought of as being able to handle their alcohol, has one spectacularly inebriated night where their inner identity reveals itself and their stomach contents leaves their body with a roar of defiance.

Usually quite quiet until drunk, and the chundering tends to become a habit at inebriated social events involving Jack Daniels.
- 'Look who it is, the Chundersaurus Rex'
- 'Crap, isn't their anyone who didn't hear about that incident?'
- 'At least you're not Captain Jack.'
Chundersaurus Rex by 925ale December 3, 2011

chunderstanding 

To be chill and understanding at the same time
Bill: I just ate dog crap, didn't I?
Sam: Yup, I tricked you.
Bill: Oh, I guess that's allright.
Sam: Thanks for being so chunderstanding
chunderstanding by asdfsdsdas December 26, 2008