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cunterstanding 

Noun. The instance of two cunts coming to a mutual understanding.
After a heated, expletive-ridden argument, Maria and Tiffany came to a cunterstanding.
cunterstanding by Slaaavy March 27, 2013

thunderstanding 

"I am thunderstanding why doing a poo on a road is a bad idea."
thunderstanding by LachyP7 January 11, 2014

Cunterstanding 

Rebuttal to "Mansplaining"

1. A woman's inept ability to understand the most basic instructions or comprehend the most basic information presented to her.

2. When a woman twists all the information given to her by a man to either fortify her idea or opinion even though she is wrong or to make a man out to be the "bad guy" no matter what.
1. Woman-"How about you stop manplaining."

Man- "Well if you would stop cunterstanding, I wouldn't have to!"

2. "If she were to stop cunterstanding me, we wouldn't be in this situation!"
Cunterstanding by Qwewq July 2, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026