cuckturd 

portmanteau formed from cuckold (or its modern abbreviated form "cuck" overused nowadays by the alt-right to disparage any conservative Republican not felt to be sufficiently radical ... formerly called "Rino" or "Republican in name only") + turd (shit)

(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper

Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!

cuckturd by Eppypotamus January 17, 2020

Chucklarious

Not quite hilarious but still funny.

Gregs jokes are a bit off tonight, but their still chucklarious.

Chucklarious by Ray (RSP) October 13, 2012

phucktard 

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.

He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.

phucktard by Varick July 16, 2008

Cucktart 

Noun: the additional male participant to a male/female couple during a MMF threesome and a variation of the traditional cuckold MFM threesome. In this variation, the female, cuckquean, enjoys the humiliation of watching her male partner, the queanbull, have sexual contact with another man and does not participate in the interaction. The cucktart is the male counterpart to the cuckcake, the additional female, who has sex with the queanbull, while the cuckquean watches.

That cuckquean, Eve, really enjoys watching her queanbull husband, Adam, fuck that little cucktart, Steve.

Cucktart by Dizzy Ballington June 9, 2018

Chucktatorship 

A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.

In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.

Chucktatorship by Fuhnetic August 25, 2010

Chucktrick 

The scoring of 8 or more goals in a lacrosse game, completely leaving the other team in utter embarrassment.

That chucktrick tonight was the reason we won.

Chucktrick by HeritagePride April 3, 2011

cucktard 

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

cucktard by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020