Chuck E. Cheeses 

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a place where you can pay for some cheap entertainment, and catch a contagious disease....

Chuck E. Cheeses is gross-it's the kind of place you take your kids if you hate them

We took Debbie and Biff to Chuck E. Cheese-they spent $30 dollars on Skee-Ball and only won 5 tickets, Biff got into a fight with another kid, and they both have Staph!

Chuck E. Cheeses by repoed2 July 23, 2009

Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E. Cheese 

Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.

Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.

Chuck E. Cheese by Andie June 18, 2004

Chuck E. Cheese 

The kid version of Las Vegas

Johnny is 7 and he gambled at Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese by Kidswillbekids April 19, 2019

Chuck E Cheese 

A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.

Why not go to Chuck E Cheese?

Chuck E Cheese by a sarcastic kid January 20, 2009