Chubalubagus 

A chubby person who likes to eat muffs.

"Why are their muff wrappers in your sleeping bag David? You are a Chubalubagus!"

Chubalubagus by The Muff Man November 8, 2008

Chubalubagus

The greatest musical mind the world has ever been graced with. The talent of everyone's GOAT into one Chubalubagus.

"You did hear that new Chubalubagus? Dude I havent stopped!"

Chubalubagus by GwaninCrodie January 21, 2026

chubbalupagus 

Chubbalupagus is a common species of female humanoid native to urban and suburban environments, characterized by excess body weight in the form of wide hips, appreciable fupas, "muffin tops" and various expressions of back fat, flappy arms, thick ankles and a second chin.
Although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. It is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.

Jensen: So I hear you have a new girlfriend?
Mack: She's not really a girlfriend?
Jensen: Whatdya mean? Didn't she spend the night at your place the other night?
Mack: She's a chubbalupagus, dude.
Jensen: Ooh, oh. Okay. I don't do that myself. But all the power to ya.

chubbalupagus by McHardism February 14, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008