chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

chuffs and bumps

It's another name to pussy and boobs.

I'm not letting anyone I know see me chuffs and bumps, if I get naked.

by yug May 31, 2007

chuffs chuffs

A group of posh people. It is a type of onomatopoeia for the sound posh people make when talking to each other. ie "chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff"

"Why don't we have a drink in that fancy looking bar over there?"
"No it's full of chuffs chuffs "

by Geeze_Monkey April 28, 2017

Chuffed

To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.

Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

chuffa

noun - the erroneous bullshit of a script for a movie when doing dailies. Bruce Willis coined the phrase and uses it when shooting films when he gets rid of the unwanted dialogue or actions.

Kevin Smith: And then Bruce Willis was looking at the script for scenes 4 & 8 and goes, 'Chuffa. Chuffa' and starts ripping out page after page. ... I'm shocked and I ask what's Chuffa? And Bruce says, 'Chuffa's chuffa.' So I go, okay, I really don't know what "chuffa" is. What is it? Then he says, 'It's "Oh, what a nice picture. What a cute dog. Where's the fucking bomb?" It's that bullshit that slows down the entire movie.'

by wookiecookies24 February 19, 2011

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004