a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
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by diemunkiesdie August 9, 2006
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Get the Diverticulitis Christmas mug.The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!
Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)
The present lands side up in a foot of snow.
Drive-by Christmas.
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The present lands side up in a foot of snow.
Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009
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He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
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