christmas cookies 

When a woman gets railed in a kitchen while wearing cooking mitts and her partner spreads cookie dough on her and yells “cookies are ready right before he nuts”

Did you do anything fun over the holiday break, yeah me and my girlfriend made Christmas cookies

christmas cookies by Just fax December 7, 2020

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

Christmas cookie 

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

Christmas cookie by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie 

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie 

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020