Christmas Whore

someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.

Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!

Christmas Whore by SJB88 December 17, 2008

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Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

Christmas Whore by Scburt November 14, 2022

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Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.

Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.

Christmas Whore by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

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Christmas Whore

Some one that is cheap all year but will do what ever it takes to have a big bang at Christmas.

My husband is cheap as shit all year but the Christmas Whore found the money to buy all the kids I-phones and Mac computers.

That Christmas Whore is totally screwed for what they spent.

A Christmas Whore will do anything for a good time and pay afterwards.

Christmas Whore by yellatail November 24, 2010