DonutOfFailure's definitions

Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.

Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Sass master

Someone who's very very sassy.

Gerard: Move peasants I am the sass master and I'll get the whole black parade to run you the fuck over!

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Pew Pew person

Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥

Example 1

Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person

Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023

2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023

Weepo

A cool new slur for emo people because they weep and they're weirdos!

Ellie: are you seriously listening to fallout boy again

Emma: yes

Ellie: you fucking weepo

by DonutOfFailure February 17, 2025