Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 03, 2023

Pew Pew person

Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥

Example 1

Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person

Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023

Weepo

A cool new slur for emo people because they weep and they're weirdos!

Ellie: are you seriously listening to fallout boy again

Emma: yes

Ellie: you fucking weepo

by DonutOfFailure February 17, 2025

Sass master

Someone who's very very sassy.

Gerard: Move peasants I am the sass master and I'll get the whole black parade to run you the fuck over!

by DonutOfFailure November 03, 2023

Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.

Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.

by DonutOfFailure November 03, 2023

2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023