A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.
Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).