Christian Werhner 

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.

“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly

Christian Werhner by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022

Christian Werner 

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

Christian Werner by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012