Christian Aitkens

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Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy

Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

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Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

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Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man

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Arthur McKay and Christian aitkens are brothers

Arthur mckay Christian aitkens are in love with each other, their blood brothers, leave them be, can't stop their feelings, hope they marry secretly

Arthur McKay Christian aitkens by Arthursgirlboy October 31, 2023

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christian aitken

The single sexiest thing on this planet.

Man your such a Christian aitken

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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