Christan Mingle

A place to meet weird pedophiles

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Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.

Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!

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When two christians that are waiting for marriage to have sex, dry hump like they are actually doing it.

bob and jenna had so much sexual tension they met in the confessional booth for a christian mingle

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Wow Chris I’m so glad we used Christian Mingle for a one night stand.

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When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.

I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.

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may result from a Christian Mingle Fleshpile.

That girl didn't even realize she was walking around with a Christian Mingleberry.

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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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