All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful
work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has
one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro
penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a
marriage for profit.
Keeps losing
go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one
trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any
tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their
guy...with his red
shiny tracksuit and track record”
