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Chris Wolstenholme

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
by curious_orange December 23, 2008
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Chris Wolstenholme

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.
When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.
by xLefty April 4, 2009
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Chris Wolstenhome

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
by Chip10 December 15, 2010
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