Chris La 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so sweet and is always there for you. He never wants to hurt you and always has time to hang out. Sometimes he is annoying but you just have to get through it because he works with your random moods. He is smart even tho he denies it. He puts his friends first.

He is also really hot and all the girls like him but he only likes one girl. He’s not a fuckboy at all. Thank god!

Chris la is great

Chris La by Bean117 July 13, 2018

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

chris labontony by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

chris langley 

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis

Omg what a Chris Langley

chris langley by Heyyouiggy March 2, 2016

chris lake 

Wears a Nautica fleece every day. Has an obsession with buying Supreme and Louis Vuitton. Is an absolute banger of a rapper and spends 300 dollars for shoutouts on big meme pages where he gets absolutely roasted for his shit music.

Yes! Chris Lake just dropped a new song.

chris lake by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

Chris Lamb 

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

Chris Lamb by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

Chris Landry 

Someone who yells obnoxious things while playing Madden. Reason unexplained

Chris Landry: "P RAPE! Touchdown! I'm so glad that Madden means everything!"

Chris Landry by Mason11987 July 16, 2008

Chris' Law 

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

Chris' Law by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012