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Chris ingham 

As the popular phrase “Are you Chris ingham?!” Is being spread worldwide I would like to define it bros.so basically guys my stinky prozzie of a cousin is chris ingham and Chris ingham is the most unpopular YouTube star he is also the creator of #kissagingerday
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Chris Ingham 

All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:

He creeps on young women.

He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)

He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.

He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.

His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!

He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.

Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.

Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).

Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.

Keeps losing go-pros.

One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.

Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
Chris Ingham by PrinnyWooWho June 13, 2021
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