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Chris Hug 

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
Chris Hug by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015
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Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.
chris hughes by A. Huggies June 9, 2020