The highest degree of "choppedness". A combination of the terms "chopped cheese" and "chopped lumber". Used to indicate an unfathomable level of ugliness or unpleasantness.
Parker: "Dude, Jackson is so ugly bro."
Luke: "Right? That dude is borderline chopped chumber."
Parker: "Too far man."
Luke: "Right? That dude is borderline chopped chumber."
Parker: "Too far man."
by Lukeypookey10814 February 24, 2026
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