greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication

Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!

by Iamreallymessedup101 October 13, 2015

Box of Chooks

Australian colloquial; a block of 30 Emu Export beer cans, commonly used as currency in Western Australia in lieu of cash for small jobs or swap of goods.

Chiefy: Here, cob you can have my spare vape ...

Me: I don't have any cash on me, fella ...

Chiefy: No worries, just drop off a Box of Chooks when you get a chance ...

by Ninja Dingo October 16, 2023

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

Cooked the chook

When someone ultimately rides them selves off with drugs or alcohol,says something stuiped, does something stuiped,wears something stuiped,or someone who is overdoing it to a whole new level

Bro1: “walks in the room jaw side ways with a Mexican hat on a pogo stick with glow sticks for sunnies”
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help

by Jack Leroy Bruzzy July 5, 2019

Bush Chook

A nickname given to the emu by rural farmers and country folk of australia

Hey Shazza, the bloody bush chooks got into the paddock again.

by Pup77777 September 14, 2011

G'day Chook!

Just call every C*** at work Chook! Even if doesn't make sense

Some dickhead: G'day fellas

Some legend: G'day Chook!

by BasedKing August 25, 2022

Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 13, 2010