As opposed to The South, The New South is a metropolitan oasis. These sanctuaries of enlightenment are spreading through the Old Dixie. In the process, toothless hicks are being sent to the CDC for examination, biological modification, and general reconstruction into useful human beings. In the process, vocabulary such as "Y'all," "Dawg," "git" (get), and "fowks" are truncated from local vernacular. Atheist churches have popped up across the street from vacant snake-handling centers, and drawls have become twangs. Modern-day progress has made redneck culture as hard to find in the south as the Mafia in the north; it's there, but it's hard to find.

The northern US isn't the only Canada anymore.
1. The New South is the New Canada.
2. Did you hear? Southern Georgia just announced that it's erecting a monument to the New South!
3. I don't even know any white people anymore in the New South.
4. The Mafia just relocated to the New South--better weather, see.
5. I'm from the New South--and I'm valedictorian at Emory, too! (Which everyone knows has surpassed Harvard.)
by Lydia Brambila May 11, 2008
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Much like the Old South Africa, but with more AIDS, murder, child rape, theft, corruption, poverty, derelict buildings, and misery.
The New South Africa Rules!

Jacob Zuma says: Avoid rape, say yes!
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Most populated state of Australia. Capital city is Sydney (my old home town and rats nest). Second most Beautiful state in Australia, after Queensland. People from NSW tend to emigrate north to where the air is fresher, the weather is warmer, the roads are better and morgages are actually able to be repayed before you die.
Queenslander - NSW can't play league
Blues fan - Look at the scoreboard

Although I live in QLD now and love it here, When it's State Of Origin im a NSW supporter...
by Ex Sydneysider February 4, 2004
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Mate u played like New South Wales today........SHIT
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Known for its many junkies, street crime and stabbing's the most common phrase in Berkeley is " Ill Stab You" Some say this is the official greeting when a local passes by, so don’t be to alarmed when they ask you for a smoke and your whole wallet contents they are just offering a friendly gesture. Berkeley is also known for its famous drive through offering a menu larger then McDonalds’ of Illegal drugs the safest way to enter Berkeley is by car you should always keep your doors locked unless buying from the famous drive through the dealer’s pride themselves on good service and quality product.
So take a drive you will be surprised especially by the stench of the lake due to the many decomposing bodies from past visitors that were rude and did not offer up the smokes and there wallet contents.
Berkeley New South Wales
by Berkeley Visitor May 10, 2011
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