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Choochoojam 

Was a chocolatey paste sold only around Nottingham UK in sheds and shaq, added on all kinds of things like peppers or chicken wraps. Kiwi singer Tim Finn was on an advertisement for the product in 1991 and which was shockingly the reason why it hit tons of sales. Unfortunately it was removed off all shelves in 1991 lasting only about a week since costumers allegedly found green sludge on the bottom of the jar.
person 1: where can i buy a jar of that choochoojam?
person 2: didnt you hear the news?! people found a scary amount of green sludge in those jars!!
Choochoojam by ledzepyuri September 20, 2025
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ChooChooPain 

A repetitive delivery of ass beatings to one individual. Often delivered at the same time daily by your cellmate Tyrone.
Damn son, you better leave the shower.. Here comes Tyrone and the ChooChooPain
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