Chomskyite 

1. Of, pertaining to or sharing characteristics with the visionary work or ideas of Noam Chomsky
2. A subscriber to Noam Chomsky's meticulously researched and very uncontroversial assertions
3. A person who isn't deluded
4. Extremely disciplined
5. A person who possesses a remarkably high IQ.
6. Someone who upsets hicks and fools without even trying.
see also chomskyan, chomskian, noam chomsky

'Noam Chomsky - now there's a dude who knows where its at'

Chomskyite by evelyn waughfare November 28, 2003

chomskyite 

The most intelligent people on the planet. Statistics show that most followers have an iq of 160 and over. Loved by the open minded and loathed by the crypto fascist corporate demagogues in the Bush cartel.

Ah, another double PhD. Must be a Chomskyite.

chomskyite by situationist August 31, 2003

Chomskyite 

A socialist who believes almost religiously in the doctrines of Noam Chomsky. Usually edgy socialist teens or undergraduates who want to sound really smart in political discussions. A subspecies of people who use terms from Marxist theory in general conversations because they know that people will ask what they mean. Only one person can verse Chomskyite theories without sounding pretentious and that person is Noam Chomsky.

Person: "Man, this costs way to much"
Chomskyite: "Yeah, that's the Corporatocracy for you. Y'know they also distort the political landscape?"
Person: "What are you, a Chomskyite?"
Chomskyite: "Yes, but I prefer Libertarian Socialist."

Chomskyite by Workaholics-Anonymous July 24, 2020

chomskied 

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

chomskied by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Chomskied 

Chomskied, v: An authoritative, succinct, yet verbose response, usually given to those of simpler minds wishing for quick explanations to complicated mechanics.

"Dude tried to argue pop politics in a youtube comment, got chomskied with 5 paragraphs of facts.

Chomskied by terbo June 4, 2015