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Choke and Poke 

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.
"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
Choke and Poke by McGarnigal May 8, 2009
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Choke and Poke 

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.
"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."
Choke and Poke by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

Choke and poke 

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
Choke and poke by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020

poke and choke 

When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.
Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".
poke and choke by john owens November 10, 2007

Poke and Choke 

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.
Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.
Poke and Choke by Superman V2 April 21, 2014

Poke and choke 

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
Poke and choke by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

Coke and Poke 

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.
"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
Coke and Poke by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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