Choke Off 

Choking off is expected to mean beating off or sucking off...the actual meaning is yet to be discovered, although it is often misinterpreted for "joking off"

Ryan always makes fun of Randy because he likes to choke off whenever he has some spare time.

Choke Off by Flaminganater February 10, 2008

choke the head off my dick 

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

choke the head off my dick by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Coke off a Boner 

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.

So… you wanna do coke off a boner?

Coke off a Boner by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

Jack off coke 

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

Jack off coke by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023