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chocolate shark 

An asian girl with bad teeth that persues men of african heritage.
first person "Hey let's go to Rapungi!"
second person "Naw all the girls out there are chocolate sharks."
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Chocolate shark 

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers
Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her
Chocolate shark by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

chocolate sewer shark 

A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.

Alaskan ChocolateShake 

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.
Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!

Dutch Chocolateshake 

similar to a dutch milkshake, when you are having anal sex with 2 women and you blow a load in ones asshole, she then farts in into a cup, while the other girl grabs two straws for them to suck it up with then blow then your load back into each others assholes. (Caution: MAY CONTAIN CHUNKS!!!)
dude i was fucking some chick in the ass when she asked if i wanted her and her friend to perform a dutch chocolateshake, i asked what it was.... she then demonstrated... i blew my load again!!
Dutch Chocolateshake by Nesbittster September 28, 2010
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