chocolate salty balls
chocolate salty balls by RMG October 27, 2004
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chocolate salty balls
A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
*song chef sings while selling his candy
hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth
ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth
ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
chocolate salty balls by Chef aid April 23, 2007
chocolate salty balls
chocolate salty balls by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005
Chocolate Salty Balls
A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Chocolate Salty Balls by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
Salty Chocolate Balls
Salty Chocolate Balls by A Tall Man Named Bababooey May 5, 2021
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