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Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats
I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!
by DurTSanchez May 07, 2008
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
by Itsmegod June 01, 2012
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