Chocolate Gonzo 

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.

jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.

Chocolate Gonzo by papafrito November 16, 2010

chocolate gondola ride 

When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.

Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.

chocolate gondola ride by Jack D. Maddux May 29, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008