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Chocolate Goggles 

A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"
"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."

"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
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Chocolate Goggles 

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
Chocolate Goggles by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018

chocolate kiss with kiwi googles 

putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.
Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!