Chocolate Crow Share definition Flag The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears. As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow. Chocolate Crow by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Chocolate Crow mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch