chocolate covered pretzel 

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

chocolate covered pretzel by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

Chocolate Covered Pretzel 

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

Chocolate Covered Pretzel by longranger August 28, 2003

Chocolate covered pretzel 

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

Chocolate covered pretzel by Salty Jews February 16, 2018

chocolate covered pretzel 

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

chocolate covered pretzel by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

chocolate covered pretzel 

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

chocolate covered pretzel by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Chocolate-covered Pretzel 

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

Chocolate-covered Pretzel by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006