Chocolate Brazilian 

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

Chocolate Brazilian by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat 

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat by obama boomer June 1, 2020

Brazilian chocolate 

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.

He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.

Brazilian chocolate by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017