Chocolate Bobsled 

v. The sexual act of defecating on a womens chest and then titty fucking her.

That girl had a hard time cleaning the feces off her breasts after Ultimate Rookie gave her the chocolate bobsled.

Chocolate Bobsled by crazyFuhker March 10, 2005

Chocolate Bobsled 

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.

Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.

Chocolate Bobsled by natetron May 16, 2007

chocolate bobsledding 

Shit on a sluts chest, grab her head, then slide back and forth on your ass while you slam your dick down her throat and face fuck her.

"i'm about to hook up with that german exchange student, i heard that bitch is always down for chocolate bobsledding."

chocolate bobsledding by pete burns September 30, 2007