Chocolate Bobsled
That girl had a hard time cleaning the feces off her breasts after Ultimate Rookie gave her the chocolate bobsled.
Chocolate Bobsled by crazyFuhker March 10, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Chocolate Bobsled
Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.
Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.
Chocolate Bobsled by natetron May 16, 2007
Related Words
chocolate bobsledding
Shit on a sluts chest, grab her head, then slide back and forth on your ass while you slam your dick down her throat and face fuck her.
"i'm about to hook up with that german exchange student, i heard that bitch is always down for chocolate bobsledding."
chocolate bobsledding by pete burns September 30, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026