Choch monkey

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.

Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey

by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016

chooch monkey

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.

Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid

by the smart one (; March 1, 2011

Chotch Monkey

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity

You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey

by Meghan Da bomb March 3, 2015

chochmonkey

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.

That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

by MWnotachochmonkey March 1, 2010

chocomonkeymix

When the combination of melted chocolate in its most liquid form is combined with either one ball or two balls to create the ultimate lubrication.

Get me some of that chocomonkeymix... Thats what she said..

by Stapey Berliner February 19, 2010

Chochmonkey Guy

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016