Choadqueef 

A douche-bag; another insult to an extreme asshole.

Hey Billy, why are you such a fucking choadqueef!

Choadqueef by THEchoadGUY May 21, 2010

chapqueef 

A science teacher that loves schlicking with his chode and queefs alot.

That guys a real chapqueef
I know. So sad...
Actually I heard chapqueef queef yesterday night. It was louder than thunder.

chapqueef by klye the cruel September 30, 2013