Chist

A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.

Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.

by Believo June 16, 2009

Chist

Chist means Gross, unclean, someone who never showers.

Adam is the example of chist

by ahdsud May 25, 2006

Chist

Chist is the short form of chi and hist, which means Chinese history. it is often misunderstood as christ spelled wrong, but when people say chist they mean chinese history

we have chist today, did you finish the chist homework?

by cloudneko125 December 30, 2022

Chist

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.

1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003

chist

A severe medical condition whereby an individual has a chin to chest connection, lacking a visible neck.

Thinuga has a disgusting, fat chist.

by ashsmelly November 1, 2025

Jeus Chist

Jeus Chist is real. he was nailed on a cross and made chistmas and chistians

Person 1-Hey, do you know Jesus Chist?
2-Yeah, Jeus Chist is that dude who died and made chistans

by OuterZ March 3, 2021

Blazing the Chester

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014