Believo's definitions

Chist

A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.

Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.

by Believo June 16, 2009