Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 9, 2012

chipped beef

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003

Chipped Beef

Chipped Beef is recognized by the hanging loose of an anus. This is common in gay men who participate in a lot of gay sex. Similar to chipped ham.

Matt has some serious chipped beef, he should lay off the gay sex.

by J_FLIZZLE December 14, 2008

chipped beef

the choppy skin that some vaginas have, that hangs down from the lips

I broke up with Joan cause she had so much chipped beef i could feed the neighborhood

by gary coleman for office September 1, 2003

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

chipped beef with mayo

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016