Chinese roadblock

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Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.

This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.

Chinese roadblock by A-Damage April 7, 2011

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chinese roadblock

Any amount of cars blocking the road due to violent destruction of engines, tires, or drivers. Typically used by gangsters to elude police chases.

Thug A: The cops are on our tail man!
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.

pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.

chinese roadblock by badxmaru July 27, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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